[MOVIE REVIEW] A Garbagefire Trying to Be a Movie, or: Disney Ruining Everyone's Childhood, Again! - Artemis Fowl
Like many I waited for years to finally see Artemis Fowl as a movie. This boy, this book series that was just as much part of my growing up as Harry Potter is something near and dear to my heart and I waited patiently. I actually never thought we would get anything because for some reason it never got the hype it should have gotten in my opinion. So when I heard that it would finally become a movie I was excited. Of course that was in about 2013 when Disney acquired the rights so that should have told me enough about how horrendous this adaptation would be as it took this long to be made. The last time I was this pissed off about an adaptation was when I watched The Last Airbender (also Suicide Squad but that was a shit movie in general and I'm not too familiar with the source material unlike in the case of ATLA and Artemis Fowl) so you can imagine already what this movie was like. It ripped out my heart, spit and stepped on it, put it through the meat-grinder, and left it ...