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Like many I waited for years to finally see Artemis Fowl as a movie. This boy, this book series that was just as much part of my growing up as Harry Potter is something near and dear to my heart and I waited patiently. I actually never thought we would get anything because for some reason it never got the hype it should have gotten in my opinion. So when I heard that it would finally become a movie I was excited. Of course that was in about 2013 when Disney acquired the rights so that should have told me enough about how horrendous this adaptation would be as it took this long to be made. The last time I was this pissed off about an adaptation was when I watched The Last Airbender (also Suicide Squad but that was a shit movie in general and I'm not too familiar with the source material unlike in the case of ATLA and Artemis Fowl) so you can imagine already what this movie was like. It ripped out my heart, spit and stepped on it, put it through the meat-grinder, and left it ...

After the long wait we finally got it: the first season of The Witcher on Netflix! I guess we all were worried how it would turn out. Since experiencing one of the most annoying endings in fantasy television in 2019 people get especially careful. I have to say this show now delivers and doesn't disappoint, for the most part. I do love it but there are some things I have to criticize. If you have lived under a rock or just haven't got any friends who play videogames you might not have heard about this one game that is held up as a standard for many by now. The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt. An epic fantasy RPG epos that lets you explore the Continent and everything it has to offer. Many people fell in love with this world because of that game (including one Henry Cavill who plays our titular character in the series) and found out that way about the books which the Netflix show is based on. The book series has two short story books of which some stories have been adapted for this ...